I went to bed ruminating about the
predicted course of Tropical Storm Isaac, which had it ravaging the West coast of Florida from Fort Meyers
to Tampa next week. Am I a bad person for dreaming that a random raging
force of nature might do what our miserable excuse for a righteous God
never seems to do and tear the Tampa Convention Center to pieces,
rending flesh from barbarian bone and yet somehow leave the Tampa
General Hospital just across the channel intact to tend to any decent
folk who got caught out in the storm? Perhaps I am, but the teeth and
claws of the GOP are as visible to anyone with eyes to see as if they
were painted red with gore -- as indeed they are -- and who will be
there to rescue us when the wolf has eaten Grandma (and blamed it on
Obama)? Sadly, today's National Hurricane Center prediction shows
Hurricane Isaac passing to the west of Tampa, leaving only some wind and
rain to drown out the demented cries of a dying country.
It won't be quite loud enough, of course, to obscure the lies and libels, the slanders, the fabrications, and the calls for
armed insurrection against the decent, the humane, and the lovers of freedom -- nor wet enough to wash away the tea.
But don't bring your guns to Tampa. It was OK for the toothless Tea
Whores to bring firearms to Democratic meetings and threaten to use
them, but the GOP has banned guns at
their sabbath.
There will be and there already are howls about
spending and taxes and budgets, but put in the form of a passion play
that has more to do with reversing the guilt for having started a war on
invented information -- the most expensive war in our history -- and
proposed that it would cost nothing if only we relieved the richest of
us of a few more percent in taxes. They'll go on pretending that a
middle class tax cut was a tax hike, that no additional gun control was
somehow a "gun grab," and that restoring Ronald Reagan's tax relief for
the richest Americans, many of whom like Mitt Romney paid nothing
and are still paying almost nothing was "the largest tax hike in
history" and a flirtation with Marxism.
They'll continue the tradition
of posing pornography,
legal birth control,
the "personhood" of fertilized eggs, and abortion as the great issues of
the day, and the same people who claim that the universe is only a few
years older than the pyramids will howl like idiots about how 14-year-old girls won't get pregnant if the rape wasn't forceful enough and how
women with hydrocephalic babies can't actually die in childbirth.
They'll stand on the bloodstained platform or their vampire religion and
call for the subjugation of women, the abandonment of the old and sick
and weak, and claim we simply can't survive if we do what everyone else
in the free, modern world does. They'll suggest a country with a double
standard of morality, where the government sleeps in your bed but not
in theirs and where they pay nothing and obey no rules.
No, sorry, Messrs. Romney and Ryan, I'd like you and your numbered
accounts in Bermuda and Luxembourg and Liechtenstein washed out into
the Gulf, never to be seen again and soon to be forgotten by the madmen,
the congenitally stupid, the misogynists, the sexual perverts who
support all the silly, stupid, racist rhetoric. I'd like to drown the
contempt for facts, for science, for mathematics, for history, and of
course your contempt for anyone who didn't lie, cheat, and steal their
way to wealth and power, but of course I can't.
I can't because this is a stupid country -- a petty, angry,
prejudiced, bigoted, selfish, and deluded country that thinks it would be
better off and safer with no government at all. We're the country that
elected George Bush twice and Richard Nixon twice and Spiro Agnew and
savaged everyone that spoke up. This is the party that was outraged at
anyone who said the economy was unsustainable and now sneers and snarks
about how the economy is unsustainable. This is the country that
cheered at the biggest borrow-and-spend spree and now looks at the
spendthrift culprits as saviors. Perhaps we deserve our fate. Perhaps we
deserve even worse. Perhaps a better nation might some day emerge from
the stinking wreckage, but probably not and probably some other power
will come to dominate the world -- a power that cares less for the kind
of country we pretended to be and insisted we were while we danced
around a bonfire chanting as America died.
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