By Frank Moraes
I have an immigration plan that should gain wide bipartisan support in
Congress. This is because it will appeal to Republicans. Also: Democrats
will go along with anything. There are three pillars of my plan: border
security, guest workers, and path to citizenship.
First, border security. The Canadian border is fine the way it is,
because they're white like us. But we really need to make the border
with Mexico secure. May I suggest: the Berlin Wall. Let's set up two
walls with armed guards every 20 feet on top of the north wall. Anyone
who gets over the south wall will be shot. This would require a total of
a bit more than 1.5 million guards at a total cost of $30 billion per
year, if we pay them minimum wage and give them no benefits. But that is
a small price to pay for securing our borders.
Second, guest worker program. American workers are famously demanding.
What we need is a program that will allow any employers to hire guest
workers if they can't find American workers at a price they like. But I
know what you're thinking, "With the ridiculously high $7.25 federal
minimum wage, won't the guest workers still break the backs of the
American businessman?" No, because we will not only eliminate the
federal minimum wage, we will make it illegal for states to set a
minimum wage. With these pro-growth policies, the US economy will be as
strong as Bangladesh.
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