Monday, September 14, 2009

Mock around the clock

By Capt. Fogg

Obama is a man of parts, more parts than I can keep track of, and the number of parts grows every day -- every hour, if you inhabit the Republican loonysphere or have friends that love to put you on wingnut mailing lists.

He's a terrorist, a pied piper leading our children to Maoism and Sharia Law, a guy who murdered his grandmother and wants to murder yours. He was born in Indonesia and Kenya and went to a terrorist indoctrination school.

He's listed in the Book of Revelation by name as the Anti-Christ.

He's a Marxist and he's a Nazi who nonetheless wants to disband or weaken the army to the point where the communists take over -- or maybe the "Muslins," as a sign waver tells us. He's a child molester who parties with homosexual child molesters on the White House lawn. He hates white people. He wants to remake the country in the mold of "European Socialism." He wants to confiscate your guns and declare martial law and send Republicans off to "camps." He murdered and raped a young girl in 1990. He hates "white culture." He's a man in the mold of Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot, Mao Zedong, Fidel Castro, Hugo Chavez, and perhaps Mad King Ludwig II of Bavaria.

He wants to ban all religious broadcasting in the U.S. He hates Christians, he was raised by a racist Christian minister. He had Chrysler dealerships owned by Republicans closed. The "Obama Tribe" was behind the recent political unrest in Kenya. He plans to bring his Kenyan family here illegally. He wants to give illegal aliens free medical care at taxpayer expense. He wants to make capitalism illegal. He refuses to recite the Pledge of Allegiance. He supports infanticide for unwanted newborns.

He lies. He lies about everything. He's gay, too, but this is only a taste of the vast shit salad being offered up at the Loonyville Diner. I'm sure you can find more if you try, but if you do, don't tell me. With all this mindless, immoral mockery, I'm starting to think that maybe the guy really is the Messiah.

(Cross posted from
Human Voices.)

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5 Comments:

  • Yeah, Fogg. I agree with you - there's a massive amount of insane and inane things being said about the President. But, after eight years of heinous name-calling at Bush (I know, that was ALL true), what the HELL did you expect?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:56 PM  

  • What I expected was more of the same nonsense about criticism of Bush and I got it. It's very rare that any anonymous posts exhibit any noticeable cognitive powers.

    "All true" isn't the point, lying about WMD, lying about Saddam and 9/11, illegal torture and blowing a hole through the Bill of rights - that was all true. Destroying a country, exiling millions and creating the largest, least efficient Federal Agency ever, that was true and a lot more was true and to top it off, all mention of it was deemed to be treason. People were arrested for wearing anti-Bush t-shirts. I was laughed at by anonymous trolls for predicting a crash - that's true and it's all insanity enough to last a lifetime.

    The point is, and for the last time, NONE of these accusations against Obama are true yet nobody is crying treason against the critics - only against the President.

    By Blogger Capt. Fogg, at 4:38 PM  

  • All of your accusations against Bush are eith gross exagerrations or lies, and that's ALL I ever expect coming from you. And congratulations about predicting the crash. With the way Barney Frank handled Fannie and Freddie, it was indeed predictable. And it IS fairly well accepted that he shares a significant chunk of the blame. But he's an arrogant, untouchable faggot who gets away with it every time and always seems to get reelected with 65-75% of the vote in his ditrict of loonie lefties and blue color morons.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6:51 AM  

  • You lie. You lie a lot, you lie poorly, but you're a bigot and a liar whose lies are in service of a sinister end.

    Why don't you go to the other end of your cage and sling shit where the other monkeys will appreciate it. I'm the only one here who bothers to acknowledge your existence and that is now at an end.

    By Blogger Capt. Fogg, at 9:22 AM  

  • Once again you end with your brilliant tactic of ridicule. Okay, bye-bye then.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:06 AM  

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