Sunday, April 26, 2015

Constitutional conservatives are neo-Confederates

By Frank Moraes

Last week, Steve Benen wrote a post entitled "Steve King Unveils Radical Court Scheme." It seems that King is proposing a new law, Restrain the Judges on Marriage Act of 2015. It would stop federal courts from having jurisdiction over cases related to marriage. It is actually somewhat funny. This is the ultimate sign that conservatives have lost the same-sex marriage debate. But Benen is confused because King claims to be a "constitutional conservative," and such a law would be outrageously unconstitutional. What gives?

Well, Ed Kilgore responded, "Yes, Constitutional Conservatives Are Radicals." He pointed out that what these conservatives mean when the append "constitutional" to their descriptor is just that they want to go back in time — to when the Constitution was new — "before it was ruined by courts and legislators and presidents alike." And so, in this particular case, King doesn't see a problem, because this is a states' rights issue: the federal government should have nothing to say about how states want to deal with issues related to marriage. I have a few things to add.

Note that by this logic the federal government would have no right to end slavery — much less Jim Crow. The thinking of people like Steve King is so shallow that their philosophy basically gives no guidance regarding policy matters. It is very much like the Stephen Colbert idea of "truthiness," where the the truth is whatever you feel in your gut. They really think this is a good thing. But Rob in High Fidelity is right: "I've been listening to my gut since I was 14 years old, and frankly speaking, I've come to the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains." Or more to the point: the gut is just a repository for all our baser instincts, like hating and fearing people who aren't members of our tribe.

The more fundamental issue is that constitutional conservatives actually are neo-confederates. Because the document that they constantly return to is not the Constitution but the Articles of Confederation. I wrote about this last year with regards to Garrett Epps' excellent book, Wrong and Dangerous: Ten Right-Wing Myths About Our Constitution, in a post entitled "Conservatives on Constitution Are Wrong and Dangerous." The Tenth Amendment has a very distinct change. The Articles said "the powers not expressly delegated to the United States" are given to the states. The Constitution says "[t]he powers not delegated to the United States..." The difference is in implied powers, and this is huge, as Epps explains:

If "implied powers" still sounds like tricky lawyer talk, ask yourself the following question: is the American flag unconstitutional? The Constitution doesn't make any reference to a national flag. By the "express" argument, states and only states would retain what we might call "the flag power." The U.S. Army would have to march under the fifty state flags, depending on the origin of each unit. That would be cumbersome, confusing, and dangerous — and, more to the point, stupid. Congress can "raise and support armies." Armies have to have flags — they are required under international law and necessary for military discipline and cohesion. A country that has an explicit power to raise an army has the implied power to designate a flag. Nobody seriously reads a constitution any other way.

If you hang out with hardcore conservatives (including libertarians), you will hear the Tenth Amendment brought up all the time: the federal government is interfering, taking all this power from the states, and it is unconstitutional. This is because their understanding of the Constitution is that it is just following the Articles of Confederation — when this one difference is the primary reason that we needed a Constitution and could not continue on as a confederacy.

This is also why these kinds of conservatives so often turn out to be racists. This misunderstanding of the Tenth Amendment was using in the nullification campaign of John Calhoun to support slavery. And after the Civil War, it went away — only to come up again in the 1950s in support of Jim Crow. These same people gloss over the far greater powers that the Fourteenth Amendment gave to the federal government. So Ed Kilgore is right that these people are indeed radicals and want to go way back in time. But they are also neo-Confederates, and the main reason that they are is that they want the right to discriminate.

(Cross-posted at Frankly Curious.)

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Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Does Stephen Colbert's sister have a chance in South Carolina's 1st Congressional District?

By Michael J.W. Stickings

Yes. But I'd say it's less than a 50% chance.

According to a new PPP poll, she's doing well:

PPP's first look at the special election in South Carolina's 1st Congressional District finds a toss up race. Democrat Elizabeth Colbert Busch leads Republican Mark Sanford 47-45 and ties Curtis Bostic at 43.

This is a Republican leaning district and Barack Obama's approval rating in it is only 41% with 57% of voters disapproving of him. But Democrats are far more unified than the Republicans are. Busch is winning 87-89% of the Democratic vote while Sanford (76%) and Bostic (72%) are both earning less than 80% of the GOP vote. Busch is also up by 16-18 points with independent voters.

So far, so good.

Now, (Colbert) Busch's opponent is likely to be Sanford, who's trying to get back into office after, you know, taking some time off to hike the Appalachian Trail. And things do look promising for her:

Focusing in on the potential race between Busch and Sanford it's surprisingly close for one simple reason -- voters like Busch and they continue to strongly dislike Sanford. 45% of voters see Busch favorably to only 31% with a negative opinion. On the other hand Sanford is still stuck with a 34% favorability rating and 58% of voters seeing him in a negative light. 

Voters in the district have every reason to dislike the former governor. Even if you don't want to get into the trials and tribulations of his personal life, he violated the trust the voters of South Carolina placed in him, used state resources to support his philandering, and proved to be, as so many Republicans are, a massive hypocrite without a shred of genuine self-awareness or humility.

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Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Give the people what they want: Senator Stephen Colbert

By Michael J.W. Stickings

PPP:

Nikki Haley is one of the most unpopular Governors in the country. Only 42% of voters approve of the job she's doing to 49% who disapprove. Out of 43 sitting Governors PPP has polled on, that ranks her 35th in popularity.

Haley has pretty solid numbers within her own party. 70% of Republicans approve of the job she's doing to 22% who disapprove. But with Democrats (15/78 approval) and independents (28/57) her numbers are pretty woeful.

There is a path back to popularity for Haley though: appointing Stephen Colbert to replace Jim DeMint in the Senate. Colbert tops the wish list of who South Carolina voters would like to see join that body at 20%, followed by Tim Scott at 15%, Trey Gowdy at 14%, Jenny Sanford at 11%, Henry McMaster and Mark Sanford at 8%, Jeff Duncan and Joe Wilson at 5%, and Mick Mulvaney at 4%.

That's right: Stephen Colbert. (He promoted the idea hilariously last night.)

Does it matter that Colbert isn't a Republican and that "Stephen Colbert," his brilliant character, makes a name for himself mocking conservatives by being one himself, an on-air distillation of conservatism?

Not to me. Not one bit.

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Sunday, June 17, 2012

Yukking it up, just like common folk (with brewskies in hand)


 
Woo-hoo, most assuredly!!! 

I honestly don't care that Ann Romney is a part of the horsey set. She and Mitt have a lot of money. Most people who aspire to high office in America have some cash in the bank. At the same time, I think it's absolutely fair game that the press write about how much their houses cost, what kind of cars they own, their hobbies, whatever. It just is.

People have a right to know if the candidate they may vote for can relate to their own lives. Having a lot of money doesn't make that impossible. FDR and JFK did a pretty good job convincing voters they cared. But if you continually act like you have no idea how the other 99% lives, as Romney does, expect some heat. Too bad.

Having said that, this picture of Ann Romney at a dressage event recently is intended as a gentle shot at Stephen Colbert who had some fun waving around a foam finger on his show recently to mock the elitism of those who root for prancing horses.

As The New York Times reports:

"Folks," Mr. Colbert said, "the image of Romney as a privileged princeling ends today, because now Mitt is just your average blue-collar fan of dressage."

To show it can take a joke, the United States Equestrian Federation distributed 500 foam No. 1 fingers here, a cheeky reference to a prop Mr. Colbert used in his skit as he clutched a beer bottle in his other hand and cheered, "Woo!"

Okay, good gag for Ann and her friends. Way to push back with a sense of humour. (Love the product placement on the Budweiser, by the way. Nice touch, because these people really look like they suck back the suds.)

The attention, though, as the Times notes, may not be a great thing for the Romneys:

But as Mr. Colbert's satire suggested, the scrutiny may not be entirely a blessing for Mr. Romney's image as a man in touch with the concerns of average Americans. As millions tune in to the Olympics in prime time this summer, just before Mr. Romney will be reintroducing himself to the nation at the Republican convention, viewers are likely to see "up close and personal" segments on NBC about the Romneys and dressage, a sport of six-figure horses and $1,000 saddles.

But, honestly, the issue is not wealth. It's the way Romney comes across that has created the impression he's from another planet. The wealth is just a way to make the point and laugh at him, which I'm all for.

(Cross-posted at Lippmann's Ghost.)

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Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Behind the Ad: Colbert Super PAC identifies Romney as a "serial killer"


(Another installment in our "Behind the Ad" series.) 

Who: Stephen Colbert, or rather "Stephen Colbert," or rather the pro-Colbert Super PAC known as Americans for a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow, now run by Jon Stewart, attacks Mitt Romney. 

Where: South Carolina. 

What's going on: There's no need to go behind this one. If Romney really thinks that corporations are people (Citizens United!), which he does, and if he really has a long history of destroying companies for profit, which he also does, then, ipso facto, he's a serial killer.

That's some indisputable logic.

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Saturday, October 30, 2010

A sign of the times -- Jon Stewart's Rally to Restore Sanity



I have a couple of friends who have made the trip to Washington, D.C. for the Stewart/Colbert rally.

I just want to go on record as supporting their sentiments, which they will be displaying with this sign. We live in strange times indeed when anyone could consider this a radical perspective.

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Monday, September 27, 2010

Colbert on Capitol Hill


In case you missed it...

It was brilliant.

Not everyone was amused, of course. As Politico noted, Stephen Colbert's appearance last Friday before a House Judiciary subcommittee looking into the plight of migrant farm workers was criticized from both the left and the right.

But, predictably, mostly from the right -- including the pro-Republican propagandists at Fox News, where right-wing Rep. Steve King of Iowa, a subcommittee member who surely was not amused when Colbert made a joke about how "corn packer" is "a derogatory term for a gay Iowan," called him a liar (without any evidence to back up the accusation).

Politico was also negative, with Jonathan Allen sarcastically dismissing Colbert's remarks as "a punch-lined discourse on his chief qualification as an expert on the issue: A 10-hour stint working the fields" and gleefully suggesting, citing but a single "Democratic strategist," that Colbert's testimony would hurt Democrats and was otherwise pointless.

Oh, these Beltway types do take themselves so seriously, don't they? You could see that in the room, where no one, least of all the full-of-it politicians on the subcommittee, seemed to know what to make of Colbert -- as if they'd never seen his show and really had no idea who he was.

Now, sure, his remarks were hilarious -- all the more so, perhaps, because there was no laughter and no one knew what to make of them. Well, surely some did, but you could tell that many in the room couldn't handle the truth, not when it masquerades as truthiness. As Digby put it: "It appears that Stephen Colbert offended the delicate sensibilities of the Beltway Quilting Bee and Ladies Pearl Clutching Society." (Even Steny Hoyer, the #2 Democrat in the House, was critical: "I think his testimony was not appropriate," he said yesterday on Fox News. "I think it was an embarrassment for Mr. Colbert more than the House." Nonsense.)

And while his remarks where full of great lines, his responses in the Q&A that followed showed him to be a genuinely thoughtful and compassionate man who actually cares about the plight of migrant farm workers -- far more than many (if not all) on that subcommittee, and certainly more than exploitationist conservatives do.

Consider, for example, his answer to the question of why he's "interested in this issue":

I like talking about people who don't have any power, and it seems like one of the least powerful people in the United States are migrant workers who come in and do our work, but don't have any rights as a result. And yet, we still ask them to come here, and at the same time, ask them to leave. And that's an interesting contradiction to me, and um... You know, "whatsoever you did for the least of my brothers," and these seemed like the least of my brothers, right now. A lot of people are "least brothers" right now, with the economy so hard, and I don't want to take anyone's hardship away from them or diminish it or anything like that. But migrant workers suffer, and have no rights.

That's Stephen Colbert speaking, not "Stephen Colbert," and it was a moment of exceptional clarity. He speaks the truth whether he's in character or out, just in different ways, but this was especially remarkable.

A site called Blue Wave News has the transcript of Colbert's opening remarks and his answer to that question.

Here, below, are clips of those remarks and his answer:


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Thursday, February 18, 2010

Quote of the Day: Robert Gibbs on Obama, Stewart, and Colbert


Gibbs, quoted by Time's Michael Scherer:

I think the President would love to [do The Daily Show], just maybe not Colbert... I have yet to see a politician best Stephen Colbert in an interview on his show. I mean, he's really, really good.

Of course, they're very different, and Stewart is more than capable of doing a tough interview. With Colbert, it's not just about dealing with tough questions, it's about dealing with Colbert's brilliant act, and that's why no one has ever bested him.

Personally, I'd love to see Obama do both shows -- and regularly. In the meantime, at least Assistant Sports Psychologist Colbert has Shani Davis.

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Wednesday, April 01, 2009

Because you can never make too much fun of Glenn Beck

By Creature

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Thursday, September 25, 2008

Anti anti-intellectualism

By LindaBeth

Satirical pundit Steven Colbert critiques right-wing anti-intellectualism:



(In Canada)

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Thursday, April 17, 2008

The comedic capacity of John Edwards

By Michael J.W. Stickings

So my old (i.e., pre-Obama) flame John Edwards was on Colbert just now, doing The Word.

Absolutely hilarious. Fantastic stuff.

I'll post the video when it's available. (If you find it, send me the link.)

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Clinton was on earlier and was okay.

And now... Obama! Wow. And pretty funny, too: "Manufactured political distractions, you are officially on notice!"

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Tuesday, November 06, 2007

A sad day in Colbert Nation

By Michael J.W. Stickings

There is, it would seem, no room for comedic genius in America's political process:

Stephen Colbert has dropped his bid for the White House.

His announcement came after the South Carolina Democratic Executive Council voted last week to keep the host of "The Colbert Report" off the state's primary ballot. The vote was 13-3.

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And now he and Jon Stewart are off the air during the writers' strike. At least his book is hilarious. There's so much from which to choose, but how about the "Abstinence Bases" on p. 76?

  • 1st Base: Polite Chatter

  • 2nd Base: Eye Contact

  • 3rd Base: A Randy Joke

  • Home: Furious Dry Humping
Awesome.

(On a more serious note, it's probably for the best that he's not going to be on the ballot in South Carolina. You know, election integrity and all that.)

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Friday, October 26, 2007

Election round-up

By Carl

I'm going to cherry pick some updated poll numbers from
Rasmussen Reports:

1) Holy crap! The telling statistic?

For what it’s worth, the overall numbers show Hillary Clinton at 45%, Rudy Giuliani at 35%, and Colbert at 13%.

The other match-up shows Clinton at 46%, Thompson at 34% and Colbert at 12%.


Meaning, Colbert is eating away REPUBLICAN VOTERS more than Democrats! Could it be that people take his show seriously?

2) No surprise here that the former governor of the state next door would have a pretty big lead. It should be bigger, and probably speaks to Romney's flip flopping. In many ways, it's harder on Republican candidates when the showcase primary is in a Northeastern state which is split fairly evenly between conservative and liberal constituencies.

3) Mike Huckabee... MIKE HUCKABEE???!?!?!... is making a
serious run. Eesh.

4) Assuming she survives a primary challenge, Liddy Dole
should cruise to re-election. It's an odd contrast, Dole to Clinton, since both were elected at roughly the same time. Where Clinton has made herself an effective senator and legislator, Dole has, well, been a Dole.

5) Really, the only question regarding the Democratic presidential primaries is if
Hillary can top 50%. I know there are an awful lot of deeply progressive people out there for whom voting for Hillary would be like voting for Bush. Again. Sorry.

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Sunday, October 21, 2007

Colbert and Russert

By Michael J.W. Stickings

Presidential candidate Stephen Colbert was on Meet the Press today and Crooks and Liars has the video here.

I'm generally not as critical of Russert as many others are, but he behaved like a typical Beltway tool throughout the interview, hardly a surprise and rather predictable, given how simultaneously self-important and clueless Washington insiders tend to be, not to mention how unable they seem to be to grasp the kind of complex, high-minded satire at which Colbert excels. They may be able to laugh at themselves, but only when the joke is made by one of their own, or when the intention is merely to poke fun, when there is no apparent threat, when they get it, when they're in on it, when the joke somehow makes them look good, giving them a rare opportunity to be wallow in false humility.

But Colbert is a threat, a serious one, and, even if the Beltway insiders who frequent Meet the Press and bipartisan Georgetown cocktail parties don't quite get him, they know it. Why is he such a threat? Because his intention is to expose Washington, and politics generally, for what it is, including the media establishment of which Russert is such a prominent member. He shows us, night after night, what a joke it is, and the joke is not just on conservatives like the "Stephen Colbert" character but on those in the media who take it all, and themselves, so seriously.

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Tuesday, March 20, 2007

STEPHEN COLBERT DAY

By Michael J.W. Stickings




Yes, it's Stephen Colbert Day -- in Oshawa, Ontario (a small city east of Toronto).

CityNews has the story here.

Good times.

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Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Americone Dream

By Michael J.W. Stickings

Colbert mentioned this last night, and then introduced Ben & Jerry themselves.

Ben & Jerry's is, according to my taste buds, the best ice cream in the world.

And we have it in Canada -- just not all the flavours available in the U.S. So -- an appeal:

To Ben & Jerry: Please, please, please make more flavours, including this one, available in Canada.

To my American friends: Please, please, please find a way to send me this one. Can you send ice cream across the border? Hmmm.

Other flavours that I require: Cinnamon Buns, Magic Brownies, Oatmeal Cookie Chunk, Black & Tan, American Pie, Mint Chocolate Chunk, and Chubby Hubby (maybe the best flavour ever).

For more, see here.

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