Top Ten Cloves: If Hillary Clinton is a monster, the movies that would be made about her

News Item: 'Hillary Clinton's a monster': Obama aide blurts out attack in Scotsman interview

By J. Thomas Duffy

10. I Was a Teenage Hillary Clinton
9. Friday the Hillary Clinton
8. Frankenhillary
7. Hillary Clinton of the Corn
6. Village of the Hillary Clinton
5. HillaryClintonknockers
4. Rosemary's Hillary Clinton
3. Texas Chainsaw Hillary Clinton
2. Night of the Living Hillary Clinton
1. The Hillary Clinton That Ate Tokyo

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Bonus Five More Monster Hillary Movies

5. Bride of Frankenhillary
4. Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenhillary
3. The Amityville Hillary
2. 13 Hillary Clintons
1. The Hillary Clinton of the Opera

(h/t to Monster Movies)

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Bonus Brouhaha Riffs

The Swamp: Obama adviser regrets calling Clinton a 'monster'

TPM Election Central: Power Resigns Over Hillary-Is-Monster Comment

David Corn: In "Monster"-Gate, Clintonites Get Away with a Slur, While Respected Obama Aide Falls


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(Cross-posted at The Garlic.)