What the FUCK is "Iowa"?

By Carl

Screw them.

What does this state comprise, one tenth of a half a percent of the population of this country?

Fuck them and fuck their egos for thinking they be all that.

They're screwing up a honest political dialogue, and if I was President, I'd cut off all public assistance to the state until they owned up to their shit and came back to the pack.

Primaries and caucuses ought to be held in order of population: California, Texas, Florida, New York, and so on. Let the people decide who will be President, not a fucking bunch of moronic farmers and church mothers

/ rant