Abortion, shmabortion: WE'RE AT WAR!

By Edward Copeland

Certifiably loony Pat Robertson, a man who blamed the 9/11 attacks on America's heathen ways, has endorsed a Republican for the 2008 presidential contest. Of course, it's the man he most closely resembles ideologically: the thrice-married, pro-choice, pro-gay rights and pro-gun control Rudy Giuliani:

It is my pleasure to announce my support for America’s Mayor, Rudy Giuliani, a proven leader who is not afraid of what lies ahead and who will cast a hopeful vision for all Americans,” Pat Robertson said in a statement issued by the Giuliani campaign. “Rudy Giuliani took a city that was in decline and considered ungovernable and reduced its violent crime, revitalized its core, dramatically lowered its taxes, cut through a welter of bureaucratic regulations, and did so in the spirit of bipartisanship which is so urgently needed in Washington today.”

Meanwhile, former candidate and evolution disbeliever Sen. Sam Brownback sticks closer to his values by passing his endorsement onto John McCain.