"I'll be there for you / When the rain starts to pour..."
By Michael J.W. Stickings
"Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, left, welcomes his Venezuelan counterpart, Hugo Chavez, to Tehran." (photo: The Globe and Mail)
In case you were wondering, here's part of their conversation:
Hugo: Look, Mahmoud, I can make this coin disappear.
Mahmoud: You are a man of many talents, Hugo. You know what I can make disappear?
Hugo: What's that, my friend?
Mahmoud: Homosexuals. There aren't any in this country. We execute them.
Hugo: Ha-ha. I love your sense of humour. So dry.
Mahmoud: No, Hugo, I'm being serious.
Hugo: Oh, okay. Sure. You know what I'm making disappear in my country?
Mahmoud: Homosexuals?
Hugo: No, no, not them, not so much.
Mahmoud: What then?
Hugo: Democracy!
Mahmoud: Ah! Yes! Very good!
Hugo: I won an election, you know.
Mahmoud: Hey, so did I. We're both democratic.
Hugo: Yes, of course we are! Ha-ha! Democratic revolutionaries!
Mahmoud: Do you ever read those -- oh, what are they called? -- web logs?
Hugo: Blogs? Yes, sometimes.
Mahmoud: I read one, by some guy in Canada, who said you're using salami tactics to seize more and more power. That's how he describes your revolution.
Hugo: Yes, yes. I know that one. La reacción. I hate that blog.
Mahmoud: So do I. He says mean things about me. They're all so mean!
Hugo: They don't like Bush, though.
Mahmoud: Bush, huh. Stupid idiot. But he's good for me. He's turning my people against the West.
Hugo: Same with me, my friend, same with me. Besides, look what he's doing to his country.
Mahmoud: Yes, I respect him, in a way.
Hugo: Yes, I know what you mean. Just don't say that publicly!
Mahmoud: Of course not! Never! Now, off we go, please. Let me tell you about our energy program, the one that has Bush shitting his pants.
Hugo: You're a good man, Mahmoud.
Mahmoud: Thank you, Hugo. It's mutual.
Hugo: Down with America!
Mahmoud: Down with America!
Labels: George W. Bush, Hugo Chavez, Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, tyranny, Venezuela
1 Comments:
Everybody is doing humor here this week? Funny stuff.
By Libby Spencer, at 8:43 AM
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