Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Top Ten Cloves: Great things about Obama taking over General Motors

By J. Thomas Duffy

News Item: Your Government, Running The Auto Industry

10. Presidential limo now covered by the new government warranty

9. Extra discount if you say you plan to drive your GM car sleeveless

8. Next year, GM Execs get to watch Super Bowl at the White House with the president

7. GM employees' children get to play on that great swing set at the White House

6. GM cars, with doors open, about the same span as president's ears

5. Bonus Bonus - When you buy a new GM car, before you drive off the lot, Rick Warren comes and gives it an invocation

4. Safer Roads - To purchase a GM car, you have to go through a vigorous vetting process

3. GM Executives can now use Air Force One to fly to meetings

2. All GM models will come with teleprompter installed as standard equipment

1. Any problems with your GM car? ... Blame Bush!

Bonus Mister Goodwrench President Riffs

Sam Youngman and J. Taylor Rushing: President Obama’s auto plan throws lawmakers

Conor Clarke: Is Obama's Auto Plan "Unprecedented"?

The Anonymous Liberal: Does the Press Corps Understand What Bankruptcy Is?

DownWithTyranny: Is GM Headed For Bankruptcy Afterall?

Megan McArdle: Whither GM?

What's Good For Tesla Motors ...

(Cross-posted at The Garlic.)

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  • Hey Thomas, this is a really great top ten list. #3 is my favorite, I saw a TV show on Air Force One and they actually have two of them, so that might not be a bad idea. You can post this to our site http://www.toptentopten.com/ and then link back to your site. We are looking for top ten lists and our users can track back to your site. The coolest feature is you can let other people vote on the rankings of your list.

    By Blogger Vincetastic, at 2:43 PM  

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