Sorry America, you keep Justin Bieber

By Michael J.W. Stickings

Canada 1, United States 0.

But, really, it should have been 3-0 or 4-1. At least. It was a dominant performance by Crosby & Co. for the Canadians.

By the way, this is a real billboard in Skokie, Illinois. Be careful what you ask for, dear Americans. Because we don't want him back.