How Putin won back the Russian presidency

By Michael J.W. Stickings 

Via twitter: 

Russian exit poll: Putin did particularly well among voters who described themselves as "not wanting to be imprisoned." 

-- Andy Borowitz (@BorowitzReport)

You know there's no way that's not true. (Just as there was no way he was going to lose.)

And I suspect he also did really well among voters who are attracted, sexually or otherwise, to shirtless, six-pack-wielding autocrats with a penchant for electoral manipulation.