Friday, March 02, 2012

I am Rush Limbaugh's wife

I Am Rush Limbaughs Wife takemycountrybackHello. My name is Kathryn Rogers. You might not know me, but I am Rush Limbaugh's wife.

I felt it was time to come out of the shadows and respond to the hate mail we have been getting after what my husband said this week about women and contraception. By now you have heard the comments and are probably wondering, what kind of woman marries a man who says such things? How could a woman be willing to let a man who says such things kiss her? Touch her? Get into the same bed with her? Well, I wanted to let you all know the answers to these questions. I hope it sheds some light on the situation and opens up the conversation.

I am Rush's fourth wife. Yes, lucky number four, as I like to refer to myself. Rush and I met in 2006. I was working as a party planner and Rush was working the party. It was love at first sight. What I mean to say is that Rush thought I was totally hot. It took me a little longer, I have to admit.

Once I got to know him better, I really started to fall in love with him. How could you not? He is so handsome and cuddly, and so sexy. Sure he was married before, but that is only a testament to his wild nature, something I really love about him. Like for example, his first wife was named Roxy. What a slutty name, right? She was a sales secretary at the radio station where he worked at the time. I kid him by calling her his Loni Anderson.

Following Roxy, Rush married a college student who was an "usherette" at a baseball stadium. Her name was Michelle Sixta. I joke that it kind of sounds like "Sexta." He always cracks up when I tell him that. And boy was she a slut. She would use contraception without even telling Rush about it. Not that he ever wanted children. Why would he? Who would want those rug rats anyway? Life is too short and there is too much shopping to do.

Conquest number three for my Rushypoo was a horrid woman named Marta Fitzgerald. She was an aerobics instructor. Can you believe that? They met online. I mean, how slutty is that? This woman paid money to meet men on the Internet. You know who pays money to meet men on the internet? Loser whores! That's who!

People could argue that men pay a membership fee for online dating too. Just the other day Rush and I were talking about this and he had a great idea. If men are going to pay a membership fee to meet women, if men are expected to pay for this, then men want something in return -- videos of all the sex posted online so they can see what they're getting for their money. I thought that was great. I think he used that one on his show the very next day.

So all you sensitive people out there who are offended by how my Rush talks about women on his radio program, I say to you get a life! Rush requires a certain kind of woman to handle him, and it's not you! Jealous? He requires someone who is not a contraceptive-using slut. Someone who is willing to light his cigars, buy him oxycodone and hydrocodone, and protect him from all the hateful sluts out there who just don't understand him.

So stop hating on my man! On second thought, don't. All the hate on my husband actually improves his ratings. To me that means one thing -- I get a raise in my al-low-ance! Holla!! And there is this cute dress that I have had my eye on. It is this short, hot little thing that is so slu... I mean conservatively classy. You would love me in it.

Tootles!

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Guest post by tmcbpatriot (not Kathryn Rogers, but close)

tmcbpatriot's informative and always entertaining blog, Take My Country Back, emanates from somewhere out in the Midwest. He writes passionately and as often as possible about a confused, mindless right wing hopelessly lost in the abyss of endless lies and misdirection.

Ed. note: This is the patriot's third guest post for us. His first was on how it's about the vagina, stupid and his second was on gay marriage and the end of the GOP. I'm a big fan of his blog and we're happy to have him on board.

I would just note, for what it's worth, that the fourth Mrs. Limbaugh is considerably younger than Dear Leader Rush -- like, more than 25 years younger. That should tell you something about Rush's view of women.

For more on Rush's sexist and indeed downright mysogynistic assault on Sandra Fluke, the Georgetown student he has repeatedly (and very publicly) called a slut and a prostitute for using birth control, see ABC News, Think Progress, and Media Matters. Here's what he said on Wednesday:

So Miss Fluke, and the rest of you Feminazis, here's the deal. If we are going to pay for your contraceptives, and thus pay for you to have sex. We want something for it. We want you post the videos online so we can all watch.

It's amazing that any woman wants anything at all to do with this asshole. Obviously, he wants women to know their place. Right under his boot. Where he and his ilk can use and abuse them as they see fit.

(And if he thinks women who use birth control are sluts and prostitutes, then it must be that he thinks the overwhelming majority of American women are sluts and prostitutes. That should tell you a lot about what conservative men, and even some conservative women, really think of women.)

As for Ms. Fluke, I hope she fights back with every legal weapon at her disposal.

-- MJWS

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17 Comments:

  • This most recent wife sounds like thew SLUT she describes.It seems evident that she has NO self respect at all.God Blessed Woman of another character...

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:41 AM  

  • Rush was never very mellow, even when he was on prodigious amounts of dope.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:01 PM  

  • It's interesting that Rush calls Ms. Fluke a slut and prostitute, essentially equating her advocating birth control for women to having sex for money.
    I say interesting because a much closer example of the definition of a prostitute would be a gorgeous woman marrying an obese, wealthy man, 27 years her senior, whom without his wealth, she would never even consider dating.

    By Blogger brett b, at 6:43 PM  

  • 2 WORD DESCRIBES HIS 4TH WIFE:
    GOLD DIGGER!!!!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:57 PM  

  • Well said brett b!!!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:58 PM  

  • I couldn't agree with you more brett... yeah like she loves the guy .. she is the EXACT example of a SLUT... a young woman who has sex for money... and that's all she's been doing since she's been married to this man. What a trash loser. she'll never know true love. No one will ever want her now that she's shown her true colors. Pathetic.

    By Blogger Jill, at 2:18 PM  

  • You all are just sour grapes! Rush is accomplished, successful and probably puts most of you to shame. Why can't you let two people enjoy their happiness without injecting your hypocritical judgements?

    And, for the record, Rush Limbaugh doesn't say half the things about women that Bill Maher, Louis C.K. and other sleazy comics say all the time about Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachmann, Michelle Malkin and others. Where is the outrage there?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:01 PM  

  • Kathryn is probably putting everything into performance in the sack...after all what a way to get rid of your spouse..a heart attack or stroke as you are shooting your wad

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:05 PM  

  • I think rush hates America, he's always saying President Obama hates America, but anyone who try's to make one group of Americans hate another group of American's is the one that really hates America.

    By Anonymous Tim, at 8:37 PM  

  • UUUUUU, how can you lay down with that fat sweaty racist woman hating pig.

    By Anonymous Bill, at 2:03 PM  

  • It would seem that the majority of you commenting do not listen to Rush. If you did, you would realize that his sarcasm is constantly taken out of context. If you cannot he what he says with your own ears, it can be misconstrude. I listen religiously and I am certain that Rush and Kathryn have more class in the air they breathe then tbmcpatriot has in the one hair on his empty scrotum.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:01 AM  

  • OMG, you all need to get a life. You cannot take a joke? I am 42 and my wife is 19 and guess what? She came after me and she makesmore money than me. I am sure if any of you ladies had the chance to marry someone as wealthy as Rush, you would in a heartbeat. It is not the jon of the taxpayer to pay for anyone's contraceptive. If you want it, then you pay for it. Otherwise do not have sex!! You have a choice, make the best choice for yourself and accept whatever the consequences there are for your own actions!!!

    By Blogger Vince Evette Castro, at 12:20 PM  

  • wow, rush's 4th slut sounds like as big an ass hat as the rush man himself. Match made in hell. I guess there are many women with low self esteme, no education, and a love of shame fame and dirty money; therefore, rush will always keep his bed full. and his stomach. and his veins. and hopefully soon, his coffin.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:39 AM  

  • You people realize that his was not written by the real Kathryn Rogers, Mrs. Limbaugh, right? I mean it is pretty obvious.

    By Anonymous Nodda Liberal, at 2:57 PM  

  • I'm sorry I wasted precious time and energy reading this. It took me about a paragraph to know it wan't Rush Limbaugh's wife writing this. His wife appears to be very classy, and even if she did write something like this it would be a spoof similar to the ones Rush uses everyday on his radio program. People need to lighten up, and not be so gullable too!

    By Blogger lorreann, at 1:47 PM  

  • The comments are hillaryous - Rush haters are sooo gullible it's no wonder The Leader fooled enough low information types to get elected, then acting as Santa got re-elected. The Left is full of what Marx/Lenin/Stalin called "useful idiots". This obviously was not written by a sophisticated woman, but by a teenager in his mom's basement using deception common on the Left to try to fraudulently do damage to one of the most patriotic America lovers since Reagan. This obviously will not pass the "moderator" since the "blog author" can't handle the truth. At least he/she knows this comment is true....and his/her hit piece is in the vein of all Leftists - petty and snarky, a testament to the ideology.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:54 AM  

  • I love Rush Limbaugh and as someone commented earlier, most of you people do not listen to him. He is an extremelty intelligent, witty and very informed man.
    I may not always agree with everything he says, but I learn from his radio show and have grown to look forward to it daily. His wife is beautiful, good for him!
    Susan in Missouri

    By Anonymous Susan in Missouri, at 2:00 PM  

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