Rush's tale

By Capt. Fogg

A Tale of Two Cities, The Miller's Tale, a tale told by an idiot -- it doesn't matter in the great game of Pin the Tale on Obama. Any tale will do. Your host today is Rush Limbaugh, and he's here to tell us that a tale of someone getting beat up on a school bus can be pinned on U.S. President Barack Obama. What? You want a reason? Well, two black kids beat up on a white kid for some undetermined reason, and because nature abhors a reason vacuum, the bell rings and we pin the tale on Obama!

That means, of course, that this incident, because there doesn't seem to be evidence of it being race-related, instantly goes on to round two where it becomes the model for the future Where Barack Obama individually directs the actions of all high school students (remember the speech?):

In Obama's America, the white kids now get beat up with the black kids cheering,

said Rush yesterday. In other words, the fact of a biracial president guarantees that the "darkies" will no longer frolic gaily about the plantation as God and the GOP intend and, as Rush proves, have already formed an American Mau Mau movement to invade the inner sanctum of the white race, rape our women, and drive the streets of Palm Beach in Escalades with that terrible racist music blaring while Rush is trying to sleep.

That's right -- the white kids get beat up -- all of them, and all of the black kids will cheer, and because this has never, ever happened before when the White House was really white, it's Obama's fault, QED.

Tune in tomorrow, when Rush will explain to us that all the mockery he gets from those miserable liberals proves that everything he says is correct.

(Cross-posted from Human Voices.)