BREAKING NEWS: Kennedy collapses

By Edward Copeland

Sen. Ted Kennedy, ailing with a malignant brain tumor, collapsed in convulsions at the inauguration luncheon and was removed on a stretcher.

Sen. Robert Byrd also was stricken at the luncheon, but not as seriously.

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UPDATE: It is being reported that Kennedy is "feeling well." It was "simple fatigue."

From all of us at The Reaction, Senator, get well soon. Both senators.