Top Ten Cloves: Things overheard at the Values Voter Summit

News Item: Evangelicals Gather at Summit

By J. Thomas Duffy

10. Think any of these new guys running will pick up where Ralph Reed left off and get us back into the casino business?

9. I know he gives us good coverage, but we've put up a lot with O'Reilly ... The Loofahs ... The Harlem restaurant ... We have to draw the line with this business of being in love with Matt Damon.

8. Go out in the parking lot and see for yourself ... Romney brought his dog and it's strapped to the roof of his car!

7. I thought this was going to be another Justice Sunday.

6. We're going to have to speak to Roger Ailes about getting wholesome, church-going girls on that new business thing he's doing.

5. Somebody said Ted Haggard's masseur was here ... Do you know where can I find him?

4. The discount coupons for the Creation Museum were supposed to be in the registration packages, not given to the Huckabee campaign!

3. I heard, for the big finale today, Pat Robertson is going to debut a new curse against the liberals ... Maybe even smite a few.

2. Good thing the Yankees were knocked out of the playoffs, so that it didn't present a schedule conflict for Giuliani.

1. Nice they set up a Jesus Camp, so we could bring the kids.


Somebody said Ted Haggard's masseur was here ... Do you know where can I find him?

(Cross-posted at The Garlic.)