Monday, September 19, 2011

Top Ten Cloves: Things Peyton Manning might be doing while he recovers from neck surgery

By J. Thomas Duffy 

News Item: Peyton Manning's receiving stem cell therapy thrusts medical procedures back into sports spotlight 

10. "Hmmm... maybe since Modern Family won a lot of Emmy Awards, they might have a spot for me... a broken-down, ex-football-player, uncle-type role..."

9. With all the doctors working on him, see if they can qualify under President Obama's new jobs plan, maybe get some federal funding out of it.

8. Will have time to figure out just what the heck Netflix is doing.

7. Give Lorne Michaels a call, maybe hook up again with Saturday Night Live.

6. See if Google wants an all-star endorser for its new Google Wallet.

5. Two words: Fantasy Football!!!

4. Might check out Sarah Palin, see if she's interested in hooking up with a legendary quarterback.

3. "Hmmm... Yahoo has an opening... I can even do some commercials... Yahooooooo!!!"

2. Actually, having bolts inserted into both sides of neck and will announce shift to WWE as new evil bad guy, "Peytonstein."

1. "Damn everybody, I've always wanted to be... a lumberjack."


Bonus Peyton Manning Riffs

Dan Childs: Peyton Manning’s Stem Cell Hail Mary

Jay Glazer: Manning chooses speedier recovery

Allen Barra: Goodbye to Peyton Manning, Greatest Quarterback of the 21st Century

Top Ten Cloves: Possible Reasons Peyton Manning Threw Six Interceptions Last Evening

It's a "Who Dat" Kind of World Now!

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