Trump goes all birther on Alberta-born Ted Cruz

By Richard K. Barry

In an interview on MyFoxNY, perennial blowhard Donald Trump said Ted Cruz's birthplace could rule him out as a presidential candidate.

Well he’s got, you know, a hurdle that nobody else seems to have at this moment," said Trump, who was born in Queens. "It’s a hurdle and somebody could certainly look at it very seriously. He was born in Canada … if you know … and when we all studied our history lessons … you’re supposed to be born in this country, so I just don’t know how the courts would rule on it. But it’s an additional hurdle that he has that no one else seems to have.

I cannot overemphasize how much I love this. Love it, love it, love it!

It will be so much fun watching tea partiers play defence after all the bullshit of the past. The fact is whatever else may be true of Cruz's eligibility, and whatever legal scholars may claim,  he really was born in Canada.

Lord knows what kind of radical views he might have picked up north of the border. It's even possible he was born in one of those socialist medicine hospitals.