If she were in charge

By Mustang Bobby

Sarah Palin speaketh:

“C’mon! Enemies who would utterly annihilate America, they would obviously have information on plots. They carry out jihad. Oh, but you can’t offend them. Can’t make them feel uncomfortable, not even a smidgen,” Palin said on Saturday during a speech at the National Rifle Association’s “Stand And Fight” rally. “Well, if I were in charge, they would know that waterboarding is how we baptize terrorists.”

John McCain, who said he believed waterboarding was torture — and he knows something about torture — was the one who inflicted this plague of ignorance and chickenhawk opportunism on an unsuspecting and vulnerable nation. He’s the one who opened the door for this dipshit and he should take the blame for it.

Sarah Palin can’t help it. This is who she is: a huckster and a grifter who has done nothing on this earth to earn anything worth the money the boobs throw at her. But Mr. McCain should have known better. Certainly the voters of America did in 2008. But now we’re stuck with this con artist who would make Elmer Gantry quit the business until she finds some other way to get rich without having to pluck the drooling pigeons.

John McCain, you owe your country an apology for getting us that close to having her in charge of anything more than the perfume counter at Wal Mart.

(Cross-posted at Bark Bark Woof Woof.)