Oh, dry up

By Mustang Bobby

The mantra for the GOP is that whatever Barack Obama is for, they’re against. The same goes for Michelle Obama. She tells America to exercise more and eat healthy foods, and the Republicans defend couch potatoes and deep-fried Twinkies.

So I wonder how they’ll deal with this latest campaign:

First lady Michelle Obama led Wisconsin high school students in a toast to “the best drink in town” Thursday as she launched a campaign to encourage people to drink more water — something she said was the single best thing Americans could do to improve their health.

“Water is so basic, and because it is so plentiful, sometimes we just forget about it amid all the ads we watch on television and all the messages we receive every day about what to eat and drink,” Mrs. Obama said. “The truth is, water just gets drowned out.”

As Charles Johnson wonders, how long before conservatives die of dehydration?

(Cross-posted at Bark Bark Woof Woof.)