Florida arrests all...except for murder
By Frank Moraes
You see, when Zimmerman killed Trayvon Martin, he was in Sanford, Florida. That's 5 whole miles away. Apparently, in Sanford, anytime they have anybody suspected of doing anything other than murder, they place them in investigative detention. What's more, in Sanford, they do criminal background checks on the victims, not the perpetrators. But mostly, they just assume that if you killed someone, he must have had it coming.
I'm glad to see that in Lake Mary they take policing more seriously. Or do they? After all, George Zimmerman didn't kill anyone this time. Maybe if he had stood his ground against his wife and killed her, he wouldn't be in jail. "She was banging my head against the colander and I felt threatened!" We won't know until George Zimmerman kills again. Check back here for updates!
(Cross-posted at Frankly Curious.)