Herman Cain joins Fox News
By Richard K. Barry
It's difficult to know what's going on at Fox News. I thought it was a good sign that they got rid of the idiot half-term governor Sarah Palin and the worst political prognosticator the world has ever known Dick Morris. I thought this was perhaps a signal that they wanted to be taken a bit more seriously by those with funcitoning brains.
They then announced that Karl Rove would be staying on, but Rove isn't so much stupid as evil. Kind of, sort of the same applies for new acquistion Erick Erickson. And they've hired former Mass. Senator Scott Brown, who, say what you want, comes across well and is moderate enough to be considered a flaming communist as far as most Fox viewers are concerned.
There is also Denis Kucinich brought in as a token liberal. Still not sure what to make of that.
Now we hear that Republican moron extraordinaire Herman Cain has been hired to provide both political and business commentary. I guess we can expect to hear more references to Uzbeki-Becky-Becky-Becky-Becky-Becky-Becky-Stan. Oh, that one still breaks me up. And who can forget Nine-Nine-Nine, that wonderful line from Inglorious Bastards?
I guess if you took the average IQ of the new team versus the old team it might be maringinally higher, although Cain really screws up the bell curve.
It's difficult to know what's going on at Fox News. I thought it was a good sign that they got rid of the idiot half-term governor Sarah Palin and the worst political prognosticator the world has ever known Dick Morris. I thought this was perhaps a signal that they wanted to be taken a bit more seriously by those with funcitoning brains.
They then announced that Karl Rove would be staying on, but Rove isn't so much stupid as evil. Kind of, sort of the same applies for new acquistion Erick Erickson. And they've hired former Mass. Senator Scott Brown, who, say what you want, comes across well and is moderate enough to be considered a flaming communist as far as most Fox viewers are concerned.
There is also Denis Kucinich brought in as a token liberal. Still not sure what to make of that.
Now we hear that Republican moron extraordinaire Herman Cain has been hired to provide both political and business commentary. I guess we can expect to hear more references to Uzbeki-Becky-Becky-Becky-Becky-Becky-Becky-Stan. Oh, that one still breaks me up. And who can forget Nine-Nine-Nine, that wonderful line from Inglorious Bastards?
I guess if you took the average IQ of the new team versus the old team it might be maringinally higher, although Cain really screws up the bell curve.
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