Swinging 'round the circle

By Capt. Fogg

Observing the American political process, do we really need a geneticist to tell us we're getting stupider?

• Take the American Bigots Family Association -- please. We need to "clamp down" on immigration because those genetically inferior races socialist immigrants always vote for Democrats, says a spokesman who would never make anyone think of the Nazis.

• Failed VP candidate Paul Ryan says he lost the election not because he's a dangerously unbalanced and stupid dirt bag but because the genetically inferior races "urban" voters turned out to vote.

• National Disgrace Fox News exhumed that vicious Swift Boat ad after a Washington Post suggestion that John Kerry might be the next Secretary of Defense, continuing its tradition of smearing wounded combat veterans who aren't demented, neo-Fascist, psychopathic liars Republicans.

• Demented, neo-Fascist psychopathic liar Grover Norquist told us all that the dynamic Romney-Ryan duo lost because Obama's "attack ads" called Romney a "poopy head." Whorequist (sorry, that's a typo) maintained that his party has a mandate not to raise taxes even if it causes the destruction of the nation.

• Ambulatory pustule Rush Limbaugh affirmed that the Republican loss was all about Rush Limbaugh and his grotesquely dishonest, racist, bigoted, misogynist, indecent, seditious conservative commentary: "I am, by the way, the primary reason the Republican Party will keep losing, until I am denounced by the Republican Party." Unfortunately, that grotesquely dishonest, racist, bigoted, misogynist, indecent, seditious conservative commentary is just what the enemies of all things good and decent Republicans like about him

(Cross-posted from Human Voices.)