Deus ex machina at CERN
By Capt. Fogg
Fortunately someone turned off Dad's new flat-screen before I could draw my gun. I guess my family knows me well enough to predict my reaction to the CNN headline about how "Science" might have found "Proof of God," but my Colt Mustang .380 was safely locked out of reached in the car anyway.
Fortunately someone turned off Dad's new flat-screen before I could draw my gun. I guess my family knows me well enough to predict my reaction to the CNN headline about how "Science" might have found "Proof of God," but my Colt Mustang .380 was safely locked out of reached in the car anyway.
If
you've read my rants long enough you probably know my frustration with
arguments that attempt to prove some concept of God, since any of them,
even if they weren't fallacious, don't argue for any one of the
infinitely possible concepts of any deity over another, but of course
CNN was just being coy so that the viewers wouldn't tune out during the
endless commercial breaks. If we had waited long enough we would have found out that they were only speculating further about a possible July
4th announcement by CERN that they have observed a Higgs
Boson -- that thing not one person in 10,000 is able to describe but
nonetheless knows as the "God Particle." What must he weigh if he's
composed of such heavy particles?
I've often wondered why a incomprehensibly small yet
massive particle might have anything more or less to do with God than
another. God after all seems to exist in some massless
form; in some formless, ineffable state that can interact with matter
and energy, but is composed of some undefinable, self- negating,
insubstantial non particulate substance one calls "pure spirit" and is
therefore free from the constraints imposed by the universe on matter
and energy. Does not God also claim neutrinos and neutrons as well? If we create such particles artificially, aren't we creating gods, or at least "godstuff"?
The Higgs
particle, if it exists, is postulated to explain the property we call
mass in the classical model of physics. If gods have mass, it's hard to
allow them divine properties if the universe is consistent, and it's
also hard to explain how some subatomic particle pertains exclusively to
Krishna rather than Yahweh or Puff the Magic Dragon and maybe harder to
explain why any god could not create a universe without inertia if he
wanted to. Can a boson be a trinity or a pantheistic infinity? Crank
up the accelerator because inquiring minds want to know.
If it were up to me, I'd have called it the Ego Particle, but if it had been up to the Nobel Prize winner and Director of Fermilab Leon Lederman, who coined the regrettable term in his pop-science book The God Particle and launched the meme that sunk a billion minds, it would have been called The Goddamn Particle but for his editor's objections. How I wish that editor had had more courage and that we'd been spared the endlessly dimwitted godbothering about some subatomic particle being "proof of God."
Of course, those who are prematurely jubilating
today about how science proves God -- those disciples of those who have
been battling against science for centuries, aren't going to accept the
actual scientific proof of the age of "the world" or anything else that challenges their celebrated certainties, and I doubt they'll feel remorse about the closing of Fermilab's
accelerator for lack of funds, giving the opportunity for divine
revelation to foreigners. If those those atheistic, socialistic geeks,
buried with their witches circle under the soil of Europe were the ones
to prove that the Bible and all our holy Christian beliefs in all their
wholly different forms are true, so much the better.
(Cross-posted from Human Voices.)
Labels: Christianity, physics, religion, science
2 Comments:
You left a gun in your car???
By Unknown, at 10:59 AM
I think Capt. Fogg was being artful in his language.
By Michael J.W. Stickings, at 11:17 PM
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