Is it true that Mitt Romney was John Travolta's masseur?

By Michael J.W. Stickings 

Via twitter: 

Breaking: Mitt Romney announces he has never massaged John Travolta, contrary to his NYT piece "I Massaged the Hell Out of John Travolta" 

-- William K. Wolfrum (@Wolfrum)

My favorite tweet of the day, from the always hilarious Wolfrum, one of my fellow MBRUers at Crooks and Liars.

Because, you know, if Romney thought there were votes in saying he was Travolta's masseur, he'd be on that as fast and as shamelessly as some idiot taking credit for the hugely successful auto bailout despite a long history of opposing it.