Top Ten Cloves: Things that can happen when Earth gets knocked off its axis

By J. Thomas Duffy 

News Item: Chilean quake shifted Earth's axis: NASA scientist 

10. Warren Buffett sneaks out his annual report, glossing over his boners 

9. Disgraced, election-losing, Jack Abramoff-toadie Ralph Reed starts thinking about running for Congress 

8. New York Times fawns over teabagger 

7. Harold Ford bails out of running for Senate (and someone thinks Larry "Kuddles" Kudlow should run) 

6. PlayStation 3 goes screwy 

5. Right-wing Freakshower Ann Althouse gives President Obama beer-drinking advice 

4. Jim Bunning hides in "Senator's Only" elevators and gives people the middle finger 

3. People start putting up "Miss Me Yet" billboards to honor The Commander Guy 

2. A certain new senator longs to wear his retro pink leather shorts 

1. Canada breaks out the Inflatable Beavers




(Cross-posted at The Garlic.)