Why conservatives don't like Avatar

By Michael J.W. Stickings

"'Avatar' arouses conservatives' ire," reports the L.A. Times.

Because, of course, conservatives are big on white-on-non-white colonialism and raping the environment, and so hate the movie for its liberalism (because, apparently, it's objectionable to treat non-whites like human beings and to preserve the natural environment as sustainable of human life), and many of them, including those quoted in the article, are cultural simpletons and ideological extremists who wave the flag and push the cross with oppressive glee and domineering, hegemonic enthusiasm.

Seriously.