No Senate run for Rudy Giuliani

By Michael J.W. Stickings

Looks like Rudy Giuliani will announce today he's not running for Senate "or anything else," according to the Daily News, in 2010.

And why should he? He makes boatloads of cash profiteering off 9/11, his charade of heroism, and the false myth he has built up around himself, and if he ran he'd have the lid blown off his whole sordid past.

And, given what a horrible presidential candidate he was in '08, there's hardly any guarantee he'd win. More likely, he'd embarrass himself.

Besides, he's going to be far too busy kicking the shit out of Rio's poor in 2016.

The man has his priorities.