Top Ten Cloves: New jobs being considered by Lou Dobbs
By J. Thomas Duffy
News Item: Lou Dobbs Leaves CNN to Pursue Activist Role
10. Become a Vampire Novelist
9. Front a buy of an NFL team for his buddy Rushbo
8. Plans on stalking Howard Dean
7. Devote the rest of his life to curing leprosy
6. Launch Moon.Com and start the franchise for Moon water
5. Become front man for Liz Cheney's group "Keep America Safe"
4. Devote the rest of his life to digging up President Obama's birth certificate
3. Rumor is, Lou off to Taco Bell to be the straight man for the little dog
2. Team up with Lady Gaga for a duo act
1. Just go out and build the cotton-pickin' border fence himself!
Bonus Lou Dobbs Riffs
CAP News: Lou Dobbs To Host Immigration Reality Show
Paul Krugman: Lou Dobbs
Will Bunch - Attytood: It's "Taps" for Dobbs
Joe Sudbay: CNN's on-air racist, Lou Dobbs, is gone after tonight's show
Thers - Late Night: Lou Dobbs Likely to Annoy Nation in New Capacity
No Doubt, Lou Dobbs Will Go Absolut-ely Apocalyptic
(Cross-posted at The Garlic.)
News Item: Lou Dobbs Leaves CNN to Pursue Activist Role
10. Become a Vampire Novelist
9. Front a buy of an NFL team for his buddy Rushbo
8. Plans on stalking Howard Dean
7. Devote the rest of his life to curing leprosy
6. Launch Moon.Com and start the franchise for Moon water
5. Become front man for Liz Cheney's group "Keep America Safe"
4. Devote the rest of his life to digging up President Obama's birth certificate
3. Rumor is, Lou off to Taco Bell to be the straight man for the little dog
2. Team up with Lady Gaga for a duo act
1. Just go out and build the cotton-pickin' border fence himself!
Bonus Lou Dobbs Riffs
CAP News: Lou Dobbs To Host Immigration Reality Show
Paul Krugman: Lou Dobbs
Will Bunch - Attytood: It's "Taps" for Dobbs
Joe Sudbay: CNN's on-air racist, Lou Dobbs, is gone after tonight's show
Thers - Late Night: Lou Dobbs Likely to Annoy Nation in New Capacity
No Doubt, Lou Dobbs Will Go Absolut-ely Apocalyptic
(Cross-posted at The Garlic.)
Labels: CNN, immigration, Lou Dobbs, Top Ten Cloves
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