Levi and Sarah

By Michael J.W. Stickings

Raise your hand if you're at all interested in reading a piece in Vanity Fair on Sarah Palin by none other than would be son-in-law Levi Johnston.

(Pause.)

That's what I thought. I mean, enough is enough, right? You have better things to do with your time, hopefully many, many better things.

And yet.

This teaser suggests that there are some real gems in there, an insider account of Palin and the Palin Clan that further erodes the Palin myth and exposes the ex-governor for what she really is.

Like how she's not much of a parent. Like how she pushed to adopt Bristol and Levi's baby -- and to keep it all a secret. Like how she wanted to "quit being governor" and "triple the money." Like how she's basically a Trailer Park Princess -- okay, that's my line, but I think it fits.

Don't let this take time away from, say, preparing for your fantasy football draft, or otherwise from the pursuit of happiness however you define it. But if you have some time, why not spend a few minutes with Levi and Sarah? Why not get to know the real Sarah Palin?