Idiot of the Day: Dennis Miller

By Michael J.W. Stickings

For saying this about Palin the other night on O'Reilly:

She's a great dame. People are fascinated by her because the Left hate her. I think the Left hate her — mostly women on the Left hate her — because to me from outside in it appears that she has a great sex life, all right? I think she has non-neurotic sex with that Todd Palin guy... I think that snow mobile looks like mechanized foreplay to me and that's why people are fascinated.

Right, because there's no other reason to "hate" her (if we even want to use so strong a word). Uh-huh. Sure.

Seriously, though, women hate her because they're envious of her "great sex life"? What, do liberal women not have great sex lives? Apparently not, because they're all so "neurotic."

Miller should go back to fantasizing about a three-way with the Palins on a snowmobile, or whatever else lights up the dark recesses of his warped mind.

Once a bitingly funny independent, he's been a right-wing idiot for years. Obviously, nothing has changed. How fitting that he's been relegated to spewing his nonsense for Bill O'Reilly.