All in the Cheney-Obama-Bush Family
By Michael J.W. Stickings
So this is, uh, weird: Lynne Cheney is claiming that her husband (that would be Dick) and Barack Obama are... related? Cousins or something. Goes back eight generations.
And I'd forgotten this: Obama and Bush are related, 11th cousins.
Not to be outdone, Bill Clinton is claiming that his wife (that would be Hillary) is a direct descendant of Jesus Christ, the living embodiment of the Holy Grail.
In related news, The Da Vinci Code sucked.
So this is, uh, weird: Lynne Cheney is claiming that her husband (that would be Dick) and Barack Obama are... related? Cousins or something. Goes back eight generations.
And I'd forgotten this: Obama and Bush are related, 11th cousins.
Not to be outdone, Bill Clinton is claiming that his wife (that would be Hillary) is a direct descendant of Jesus Christ, the living embodiment of the Holy Grail.
In related news, The Da Vinci Code sucked.
Labels: Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, Dick Cheney, Hillary Clinton
posted by Michael J.W. Stickings at
6:05 AM
2 Comments:
I loved the comment from the Obama campaign about Cheney: Every family has a black sheep.
By
Edward Copeland, at 1:09 PM
I think Lynn said he's related to Osama!
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Anonymous, at 11:30 AM
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