DAD! Those mean old people took Fredo away from me.

By Edward Copeland

If his statement from Crawford is any indication, Dubya sure didn't want to let Alberto go, presumably because he likes to surround himself with as many incompetents as possible so he doesn't look so bad. (Sorry George: You look like an incompetent twit no matter who is standing next to you.) In his statement, from Crawford, Dubya said:

"It's sad that we live in a time when a talented and honorable person like Alberto Gonzales is impeded from doing important work because his good name was dragged through the mud for political reasons."

Those Washington meanies. He better go back to the ranchhouse where Laura can hold him while he sucks his thumb and pouts. Gee, I don't suppose Bush would try to appoint Patrick Fitzgerald to replace him. Nah, Fitz wouldn't accept anyway.