Headline of the Day

By Michael J.W. Stickings

How 'bout another irregular feature here at The Reaction? Sure, why not? Let's do our Headline of the Day!

In honour of AI's final week -- I'm for Blake, by the way, though Melinda was the best by far -- here's our HOD for today:

Paula Abdul breaks nose in dog mishap

Yeah, okay. And I'm sure we can believe everything her publicist says. But at least Tulip wasn't hurt.

(Please e-mail us whenever you come across anything HOD-worthy.)