Flatulation proclamation

By Creature

U.S. News, and every blog on the face of the earth, is reporting that the president of the United States "can't get enough of fart jokes" and "he's also known to cut a few for laughs. " So in my quest to outblog the best of the bloggers, I Googled "farting," and lo and behold, I found this:



These guys are either brilliant, or really, really fast out of the gate. Go see for yourself and have fun with the flatulence.

Shakes gets the closing quote:

You know, I once had a boss who thought it was the height of hilarity to fart in front of his employees. We didn't regard him as "funny" or "earthy," but as "a total asshole."

(Cross-posted at State of the Day.)