Monday, November 26, 2007

Ann can't hide

By Capt. Fogg

Although Ann H. Coulter has a habit of posting personal information about her critics on her website, she doesn't want you to know that she lives at:

242 SEABREEZE AVE
PALM BEACH FL 33480 6129

In fact she's finally succeeded at having her name removed from the Palm Beach County public records as the law normally would require. Convincing the County that, whether or not turnabout is fair play, she dislikes having taunts aimed at her and is a victim of harassment, entitled to anonymity as well as immunity from the riot act.

The hateful Miss Coulter (it's her middle name after all) who seems to have told us John Edwards was a "faggot" and should be killed by terrorists; that Justice John Paul Stevens should be poisoned, feels safer now, knowing that nobody knows where she lives in her expensive home at 242 Seabreeze Ave near the Breakers (look carefully, she's removed the number plate) and her rectally infected buddy, Rush Limbaugh. Seems she sometimes gets letters and even hears people shouting at her from the street. Some of the voices might be real.

Maybe it's some of those merry 9/11 widows enjoying their husbands' deaths. Maybe it's one of the judges a follower of Ann actually tried to poison. Who knows? Of course, if you knew that she lived at 242 Seabreeze Ave, Palm Beach, FL 33480, you could write her and ask, but you don't, of course.

(Cross-posted from Human Voices.)

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5 Comments:

  • Hi Captain.
    For the good Christian woman that she claims to be (notwithstanding her desire to create more "perfected" Jews), perhaps this would be the most appropriate greeting for the holiday season:

    Do unto others as you shall have them do unto to you.

    ... followed by the same derision and scorn that she heaps on everyone else. Thereby, we treat her as she has treated us. There is only one catch, however:

    In the universe of categorical imperatives, we should not treat her as we would want ourselves to be treated. While any derision heaped upon her might be consistent with her ethical and moral values, it would be contrary to ours.

    On the other hand, do you have an address for Rush Limbo?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:56 PM  

  • Thank you SO much for the early Yule gift!! I feel excessively merry now...revenge is best cold they say...and the temp is hovering at 30, so that must be true?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:34 PM  

  • Rush Hudson Limbaugh III
    1495 N. Ocean Blvd.
    Palm Beach FL 33480

    He's just south of the Lake Worth Inlet, on the ocean and as big as some country clubs -- as befits someone of his proportions. A much nicer and far more expensive neighborhood, I have to say. You can see it on Google Earth, I think. Hell, you can probably see it from the Space Station.

    Drop him a line - ask how his infected anal cyst is doing.

    By Blogger Capt. Fogg, at 5:45 PM  

  • Oh, and nice quote from Rabbi Hillel

    By Blogger Capt. Fogg, at 5:46 PM  

  • At the Limbaugh compound, it would be reasonable to assume there is a secretary who sorts all incoming mail into two bins, “Friendly” and “Refer to Blackwater.” With respect to Coulter and Limbaugh, save your postage stamps: No amount of correspondence will reform a sociopath.

    But that does not mean you should make fun of Limbaugh’s medical condition. My sources tell me he is gravely ill. In fact, he has recently had an asshole transplant performed in secret, and the asshole rejected him.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:09 PM  

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