Sign of the Apocalypse #19: Mr. and Mrs. Kutcher

Ashton and Demi, the new Harold and Maude.

No, I really don't care, and it may not even be true for all I know. But I'm sure the timing of this publicity stunt, wedding or not, has nothing, absolutely nothing to do with the start of the new season of Kutcher's truly obnoxious show, Punk'd. No, they wouldn't do that, would they? Hollywood doesn't work that way, does it? I'm sure it's just a coincidence.

(You realize they think we're fucking stupid, right?)