BREAKING NEWS: Obama assassination plot uncovered

By Capt. Fogg

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The ATF has announced that they have broken up a white supremacist plot to kill Senator Obama along with over a hundred black people in a Tennessee murder spree.

Who knows how far they would have got, but who knows what other evil lurks in the hearts of such people, stoked up on campaign libel and "Joe Six-Pack bigotry."

No comment has been obtained from Palin headquarters yet as to whether these are some of the "real" Americans she's been talking about.